They’ve got a lot of condom-fidence in their product.
A posh prophylactic brand is so certain you’ll have the best sex of your life using their rubbers, they’ve announced a money-back guarantee.
SKYN, maker of non-latex sheaths, has announced the offer specifically for their Supreme Feel condoms — said to be the world’s thinnest and most expensive.
While regular condoms typically cost less than $1 a piece, according to Planned Parenthood, these innovative love gloves ring in at $10 each — $300 for the largest black velvety box. SKYNWhile regular condoms typically cost less than $1 a piece, according to Planned Parenthood, these innovative love gloves ring in at $10 each — $300 for the largest black velvety box.
The brand has insisted that the luxury protection is “so premium and so good, it virtually guarantees you’ll have great sex” since it was first sold online in June.
“Sex without pleasure is unacceptable,” they stated.
Here’s how the guarantee works: Starting today — and lasting through December 16 — SKYN will give your money back if you “didn’t have the greatest sex” while using any SKYN Supreme Feel condom.
A bold move, after a recent study found that Americans rated their sex lives with a failing national average score of 4.770 out of 10.
A shameful 23.6% of respondents felt their sex lives served a dismal rating of just 1 out of 10.
Starting today — and lasting through December 16 — SKYN will give your money back if you “didn’t have the greatest sex” while using a SKYN Supreme Feel condom. SKYNUnsatisfied sex-havers can fill out an online form (full name, email, phone number and zip code) and choose whether they want to receive the money via PayPal or Venmo to receive their refund.
“At SKYN, we believe that everyone deserves to experience the utmost pleasure in life,” Marta Toth, vice president of global marketing and innovation, previously told The Post.
The Supreme Feel Condoms are marketed as the world’s thinnest polyisoprene — a synthetic rubber — condom.
It’s meant to provide the feeling of skin-on-skin contact while still offering the strength and reliability of premium latex, according to a news release provided to The Post.
The pricey new products are made from the brand’s non-latex SKYNFEEL material — promising “an unprecedented experience of intimacy and pleasure while setting a new standard in premium protection” while allowing the user “to feel nearly everything.”
The titillating offer from SKYN comes just in time — as they hope you do — as September is recognized as Sexual Health Awareness Month.
The designation is especially pertinent this year, with health officials warning that the rise of life-threatening sexually transmitted infections (STIs) is “out of control” — right when Gen Z has decided to ditch condoms altogether.